bros over hoes.

"man fuck that skut ass scavengin ass bitch" -lovetrain



Ladies its not your fault. We were raised like this. From the sandbox to now we, men, have always hung tough. It just in our genes. A common bond amongst us guys. You wonder why we fight so much at the club over nonsense, just cuz we got our mans back and that we will do anything for each other. No woman can come before a man and his boys. Its just a code thing. In the sandbox or at recess, we fought girls, played Freaky Fridays with them and hide and go get it. However, if you recall, we always did it with our boys. Its the small moments that we cherish together for lifetimes that come to men bonding with men. Its the sports as a youth that teach us teamwork and respect for one another. And see thats where the problem lies for most female friendships. As a youth, most ladies don't develop teamwork and respect for oneself to even respect each other. Alot of girls just learn to watch television and rant&rave around. And the term "bros over hoes" is funny, because the only reason why the term is "hoe" is because it rhymes. Its really no offense to the women but its just a word to classify them at once and rhymes with bros. Even though the bond is strong there are some men who have no backbone and let their "lady" run their lives, but thats just a small percentile. Ladies please don't try to jump over a man and his boys or you will just be dismissed. They are our brothers and you need to accept your position. You will get promoted in due time if you apply.

i-n.

this is mines, that is yours.

"shes the dame whos the username to all my passwords" - lupe.

I really wonder why the guy/girl that came up with the password to the cell phone was thinking. We all know its there for security and protection for if your cell phone is lost or stolen, but what about spousal abuse? You know the insecure girlfriend that wants to know your every move or the little side joint that just wants to know your business. This can be annoying and irritable for the average man. And ladies I know there are men out there that do the same things. So my question is why not calm down the emotions and relax. My first argument is that it is 2008 people. Plenty of people like myself put very personal and intimate things in our cell phones, because the cell phone can do damn near everything. My second argument is why be so insecure. I trust you, you trust me. There is no need to verify trust by digging through phones and emails. The last argument would have to be if I don't go through yours, why go through mines? That is just self explanatory. And then I know there are some men and women out there that are in relationships that share passwords, but still keep there cell phones to themselves. This is cool for now, but when times get tough the questions will fly and come at a rapid pace. Next thing you know, you might have to hide your cell phone. Thats why I believe the cell phone and password sharing should be kept to ones self. Now I am not married nor planning to in the near future so I can't answer this question for the newlyweds. Enter with your own caution.

i-n.

all eyes on me!

"braceface! sit your ass down" - dj alize.

You know as a twenty some odd year older, one of the best privileges you have is going to the club. The whole nightlife experience, from the pre-gaming to the false realities of bringing a breezy back to the crib is fascinating. As a youngster we saw our parents, uncles and aunts, cousins, older siblings and eventually us enjoy this lifestyle. Drinks will overflow, fights will happen and someone will have to babysit their best friend tonight. All of these situations regularly happen at the club. But then again these situations can be avoided or put to some type of rest. However, there are unavoidable and irritating people in the club like the SUPER bouncer, because he has to be more annoying than a mall cop or the wack ass DJ who thinks hes keeping the party going. But to top these two I would like you to meet the attention whore. YES, the attention whore. Every song is HER song. She knows the the words to EVERY song. Vodka is pouring from out her sweat glands and her freekum dress continues to rise to no mans surprise. Her eyes are damn near shut but her mouth continues to run. For some reason she knows too many people in this club and her hair is all but gone. You know if you read that again, you would think I'm talking about a birthday girl of some sort, but I'm not. See usually thats where the attention whore messes up psychologically. She thinks its her birthday and wants all the attention on her, but no. Ladies, I give you one day out the year to be the biggest attention whore all you want to be, but if I continually see you in the club acting like its your birthday we have a problem. But the bad thing about REAL attention whores, some don't need the club lights to hit them or the mimosa to run through them. For some its their nature to be loud and proud. When you talk to them, they dominate the conversation. When you see them in the streets, you can hear them from a block away. Either all of these girls had a sibling who stole the attention from them as a youth, were the only child or just love to have all on eyes them. Sometimes I can understand why these girls act like this. Usually two or three girls in their crew look better than them so they have to compensate for the attention distribution. See what you have to understand attention whores is that your really getting bad attention. Don't no real man want an attention grabbing female that gets it through her mouth. And I'm not saying that the quietest are the best, but ladies if you actually want to pull something that is worth something, please calm down. The real attention getters are the ones who stand out through appearance, not volume.

NOTE: You can be an attention whore through non-verbal communication too. i.e. - dancing on chairs, tables, poles, etc.

i-n.

phone tag. YOUR it.

"ima call you back" -anonymous.

You know in a world where texting and sending messages seems to be the best way of communication, nothing is better than a simple phone conversation. You know just to check up on someone or even to arrange a meeting between the two. But in todays world, calling is just used for delivery orders, calling Wachovia to say that you lost your debit card and to check on moms every once in a while. However, not too long ago there was a time where you would call a lady of interest and actually get to know them and care for them in some type a way. Some days you would call her and as soon as she picked up the phone, she says, "I'll call you back." Being the gentleman you are you let her call you back. But by the time you are ready to go to bed, still no call back. Now this is where it gets tricky people. Do you call back even though she said she will call you back or send a polite text saying "goodnite" or one saying "i wish i woulda got a call back." Now the next day is here, you check your phone and still no text back or call. Now the same three options come up in yout head again but its more like fuck it. You may be in love, in lust or just plain infatuated with the conuterpart, but any and everyone hates to chase some one down. As if your the only one that wants to chill. Not calling back is a serious disease that is going around in our communities. Just a simple, "im sleepy" text will be a good enough for some. In conclusion, ladies and fellas too, you must drop this habit before that someone is fed up and just wont accept you for who you are any more.

NOTE: Excuses are tools of the incompetent.

selfish&greedy.

"i couldn't pull out, it was toooo.." - lovetrain.

My brothers, my brothers. No matter what social class you reside in, what hood you belong too or even what size white tee you wear, we are all brothers in the same struggle as being a black man in America. Through all the dumb shit I have seen in my days from guys fighting over stepping on shoes or colors by far the dumbest is nutting IN girls without a condom on. That is just the purest sign of greed and selfishness. You know the consequences of going in there raw already, THEN you nut IN her. I just don't get it. I, personally, have gone raw before and it is an unreal and undescrible feeling. But I don't know about you guys, but when I feel the Big Kahuna coming I automatically here baby screams and get the hell out of there. If you are going to go raw the least you can do is pull out for the girl's sake. You don't have to go through nine months of pain, irritation and hostility. This blog is basically about pulling out and respecting the female you are sharing the experience with. You got to remember my brothers this isn't all about you, neither is it all about her, its a shared experience. So why not have a great ending by just pulling out and if necessary, splashing on her belly or back. Too many of my brothers fall into the trap of early parenthood and not ready for the responsibility that a child brings. None of us are naturally ready to raise a child but forced to, therefore leading to a domino effect of uncertainties. And to my brothers out there that have had a child due to greediness, keep pushing and keep your head up. Raise the child to the best of your abilities and don't become a statistic or cliche. Our generation is already defined as troublemakers and fuckups, so why add to the madness? Sometimes life just comes down to the most simple choices and decisions. Think with your mind guys, not your heads!

i-n.

the pains of a minuteman.

"you got to be kidding me!?!?!" - anonymous.

Do you ladies really know how powerful pussy is? I really believe you ladies underestimate how GREAT it is. The whole perplexity and the demographics of the vagina are just amazing. The delicate tenderness, the instant moisture and the distinct, yet amusing aroma all make her to be an unstoppable force in a man's mind. I am not trying to put the pussy on a pedestal, but it does deserve its credit. Through time EVERY man will slip up at least once and get caught off guard by the power the pussy holds. Now once caught off guard, a man feels embarrassed, shocked and sometimes even mad at himself, because his mind was prepared for a long session. But sometimes Mr. Know it All will have its way. Now ladies here is the key point. He is sitting there damn near suicidal and lost and he is just looking for some type of comfort or relief. Please don't make fun of his shortcomings or overreact to the situation. In my own personal adventure of minutemanness, I and other peers of mine personally like when the female "talks shit" or challenges us to finish the job. Its so surreal, because 90% of black males played little league sports and all of us had that one coached that pushed us to the limit and we thank him for that. But back to the topic at hand, this is just one way of ending the madness to the quick start. Another possible way of consoling a man to a burnout is to "take care of him"-you know, a little kiss here, little kiss there, etc. In the end, ladies can you just remember that the pussy is powerful and being caught off guard is a serious matter. Be considerate and please get him back up, because more than likely that second time around will blow your mind.

i-n.

three headed monster.

"He doesn't love me" -possum.

Love is a very powerful thing. It can bring two people together and bring years of bliss and happiness, sometimes even create a family. But as young adults in a sex, money and violence driven society, love is sometimes blinded by those demons. But those demons don't make up this monster. This monster is a black man in a society where they don't want him to succeed or find love. In the journey for love and the ONE he will meet rollers, hoes, flings, flirts, affairs and babymamas. These women aren't necessarily BAD for you, because they do teach you some lessons and the different instances in which their mind works. To me, these women are only classified as the way they are because of the brain(s) they can control on a man. A man has three brains-mind, heart and you know the other. His mind is the logical one out of the bunch. He is the best decision maker and is the only that can stop you know who from moving forward. The heart is more like the soul and the thinker of the bunch. As for Mr. Know it All, he doesn't think at all and only goes off of feeling. Now with all these three different personalities conformed into one, all have their faults. The mind thinks too much sometimes and can lead to over-analyzed decisions. The heart is a very emotional brain. For instance, when scorned the heart will disapprove of you automatically. Mr. Know it All is the one who's biggest downfall is just being about feeling. It might sound absurd but no matter how much he is love, Mr. Know it All will takeover. In essence, ladies if you want to find and keep hubby, you must have control and manifest over all three of his brains. In the ladies I listed before all of them controlled or manifested one or some of the three, but wifey is the special one that will make a man commit and be true to himself and his spouse. Through this, love and happiness will exist.

love.peace&hairgrease.

i-n.

wonder woman's kryptonite.

"what happened to her???" - dean.



You know out of all the different kinds of women I have seen in my short life, non compare to a black woman. They are strong, opinionated and beautiful women. They come in all sizes from thick to petite and from tall to small. But for every wonder woman they must have a kryptonite. And in the case of these wonder women, metabolism is their kryptonite. Now metabolism is basically what breaks down food in your body, therefore, as you grow older your metabolism becomes slower. Which leads to females metabolisms slow up around the college years and thats why "Freshmen 20" or "Post Grad 20" exist. Unlike Superman, you all can fight your kryptonite. The easiest step is to go to the gym. Yes, sex is excerise, but its mostly cardio. In the gym, you can get rid of that newly acquired double chin, muffin top, cottage cheese on your legs and proportion all of that thickness into the right places. Im not asking all of you to aim to be Angela Basset or Jackie Joyner-Kersey, but have some type of pride. I notice, you notice and your mama notice that you are gaining weight so why not make a change? I suggest you and a couple of friends go there and work out with each other, you know just like how you all started drinking together. Yes, the first week will burn and you might not see results immediately but it will all pan out in the end. Right now only lames are trying to get at you, so why not go to the gym and get even more lames to stalk you? This blog isn't just an effort to get your torso right and ass phat but just to stay fit. Our grandmothers and grandfathers didn't know about diabetes, different types of cancers and such so why play ignorant to the fact and get your mind and body right. I really hope this blog inspires you to go hit the gym or even if your currently fit to bring a friend with you. Your already have the beauty ladies, so why not try to have th e life long beauty.

NOTE: Excuses are tools of the incompetent.

auras, silverware&paper towels.

"aint no three sheeters in here, but its a couple twos" - forty.

Man you ever walking around Wal-Mart or Target and just randomly see a baaaaaaaad (meaning good for my non-blacks) female come into your presence. A mans first impression is to analyze quickly and in a timely manner, because in times like this, time is of the essence. So some men look at womans bodies first and some look at faces. But in my journeys, I like to look at the overall girl and examine her aura. Yes-aura! Like Dave Chappelle sketch comedy, when Charlie Murphy met Rick James for the first time. Some girls actually have that aura and they come in different colors and scents. According to the color, its a good chance what type of female they are. For instance, if you see a deep purple glow around a female that are usually a sexual deviant and give off extreme sexual tension when you come to chill with them. Now in my short life I have only seen three colors. Purple, which I already explained, green and yellow. Green aura usually means the girl is high maintenance and only sees green in her future and only wants it. I stay away from green no matter how sweet the fruit looks. Now as far as yellow goes, these girls usually are sweet and adorable. I like to meet these types but usually just end up being friends. Now as far as auras go, you can only determine it when you first meet them (so don't come up to me asking me what aura you are!).
Another system I created was the knife and fork chicks. No they are not the best looking women who can cook and they are not the chicks who will stab you for doing something wrong. They are the type of women who look delicious, literally so you can eat them with a knife and fork ( and if they too juicy you got to pull out your spoon!) Now knife and fork chicks can range from 8s to straight dimes. To be a knife and fork chick you got to have three things. A seductive frame, mean shoe game and the walk of an angel. All three compliment each other, so its necessary to have all three. The good thing about a knife and fork chick is that you don't HAVE to be the best looking out the bunch, nor the classiest, but in some mens eyes they would eat you like a steak dinner.
The last system was inspired by a Bounty commercial. In the commercial, a father and son spill something on the floor. Before cleaning it, they analyze if they want to use three or four sheets to clean it up. Mom quickly comes in and cleans it with one. My system is a little different from theres because the more the better. When seeing some females you just want to "take care" of them all night long and that would demand three sheets. And if she a good,typical fuck that would require two sheets and one sheeter is needed if you just want to test the waters with a female. The legendary four sheeter should only be used if you are ready to get the girl preggo ASAP. I try not to jinx myself, so I don't even let those words come out my mouth. Well with that in mind, fellas and ladies jus don't make the screwface when I say some wild shit.

i-n.

the under twenty-three rule.

"man its TOO many joints out here" - thump.

One word that scares the shit out of any black man is marriage. The M Word. To us, it means we will never see another va-jay-jay ever again but our wife's. Its very complex, because most of us want to settle down and find that special someone and start that perfect family, but its the fear of having one woman. But fellas, no more worrying, I have found the solution. Due to excessive successful black women emerging through all walks of life as engineers, businesswomen and entrepreneurs (horray!), it seems like the black man has many many options. As expected many of my fellow "brothers" still want to live that thug lifestyle, but hey thats another blog anyway. So that results in a limited supply of young black men who are trying to better themselves. Now for those who are, the selection of females is endless so finding the right woman may be tough. I believe for any man wanting to have that white picket fence and four children with the two car garage they MUST sew their wild oats first. In doing so, every man under the age of 23, trying to better themself has the RIGHT to be a whore and venture out into EVERYTHING. Even though this sounds dangerous and crazy I think it may be worth it, because when its all said and done and your waiting at the end of that aisle and your bride is walking down patiently, you will thank me. I estimate for every guy that fits my criteria to every girl that fits my criteria, we are outnumbered to a 1:10 ratio. But please fellas to every rule there are standards. For one, use a condom. The second is to not get emotional attachment and if you feel emotional attachment from her you need to get out of there ASAP! The last is to actually get to know these females. Even though she let you fuck in a week, she might be wifey. She might have everything you want and you just don't know it yet. If you actually try to get to know these ladies half aren't bad, a few are worth your time and one might even be the ONE. Godspeed goons.

NOTE: Ladies if you live this lifestyle you ARE a whore. Plain and simple. And yes, double standards do exist.

i-n.

birth control & the young black female.

"man im jus praying for a period" - lovetrain

As a college student at a HBCU, there are many things yoiu can find yourself getting into that can't get yourself out of. For instance, I myself had to take a few accounting classes twice due to my inability to perform adequately in the classroom, but life goes on. In some peoples decision at any university sex, drugs and alcohol are the easiest escapes from the college stressors and pressures. But in high consumption of any of the three, may lead to ones addiction, injury or even death. But in sex, the worst case scenario, besides HIV, is pregnancy. I believe there is no way of getting around having sex in the college atmosphere. The whole, no-parenting-endless-freedom-too-much-free-time is just asking for someone to commit premarital intercourse. But what hurts me the most, is to see young black females with there head on straight and ready to rip the world into pieces get pregnant. It seems that the more you have sex with a person the more you feel comfortable with them, which may lead to not using a condom. Now, I know she can't help if a guy decides not to put on protection, but as a black female you must be ready for any and everything out here so I don't see why more black women are on birth control. If you are a young black woman and you KNOW you are sexually active why not get the shot, pill, patch, etc. There have been too many advancements in science to not want to protect yourself. I believe no one at this age is ready for a child financially, emotionally, physically and spiritually. I understand there are a few side effects like weight gain, mood swings and such but if I were a female i would be on birth control ASAP. Another weird factor is once getting preggo, females have to make the decision of to keep the child or abort it. No woman should be forced to make such a choice like that, so to avoid that all together, I suggest you (the female) to get on birth control. Everyone knows birth control can be a rough transition when first getting on it, but is it not worth it. I've seen too many go down the broken road of leaving there dreams or delaying them for a baby. In this day in time, the condoms seem to be getting thinner and the sex is becoming more demanding. Protect yourself and your future ladies, please. There is way too much at stake for you to be starting a family now.

SIDENOTE: Any female that has had a baby or is having a baby that is under 23 or having a child that is unexpected I praise you. You are stronger than you ever thought you were and you and your healthy baby is still here. This blog is not here to attack you, but to give light to the younger sisters of your generation to be aware and know whats going on. I am not trying to bash you or hate on you. I love you.

i-n.