all eyes on me!

"braceface! sit your ass down" - dj alize.

You know as a twenty some odd year older, one of the best privileges you have is going to the club. The whole nightlife experience, from the pre-gaming to the false realities of bringing a breezy back to the crib is fascinating. As a youngster we saw our parents, uncles and aunts, cousins, older siblings and eventually us enjoy this lifestyle. Drinks will overflow, fights will happen and someone will have to babysit their best friend tonight. All of these situations regularly happen at the club. But then again these situations can be avoided or put to some type of rest. However, there are unavoidable and irritating people in the club like the SUPER bouncer, because he has to be more annoying than a mall cop or the wack ass DJ who thinks hes keeping the party going. But to top these two I would like you to meet the attention whore. YES, the attention whore. Every song is HER song. She knows the the words to EVERY song. Vodka is pouring from out her sweat glands and her freekum dress continues to rise to no mans surprise. Her eyes are damn near shut but her mouth continues to run. For some reason she knows too many people in this club and her hair is all but gone. You know if you read that again, you would think I'm talking about a birthday girl of some sort, but I'm not. See usually thats where the attention whore messes up psychologically. She thinks its her birthday and wants all the attention on her, but no. Ladies, I give you one day out the year to be the biggest attention whore all you want to be, but if I continually see you in the club acting like its your birthday we have a problem. But the bad thing about REAL attention whores, some don't need the club lights to hit them or the mimosa to run through them. For some its their nature to be loud and proud. When you talk to them, they dominate the conversation. When you see them in the streets, you can hear them from a block away. Either all of these girls had a sibling who stole the attention from them as a youth, were the only child or just love to have all on eyes them. Sometimes I can understand why these girls act like this. Usually two or three girls in their crew look better than them so they have to compensate for the attention distribution. See what you have to understand attention whores is that your really getting bad attention. Don't no real man want an attention grabbing female that gets it through her mouth. And I'm not saying that the quietest are the best, but ladies if you actually want to pull something that is worth something, please calm down. The real attention getters are the ones who stand out through appearance, not volume.

NOTE: You can be an attention whore through non-verbal communication too. i.e. - dancing on chairs, tables, poles, etc.

i-n.